Leaked letter from Daniel Levy to Ron Gourlay:
Mr. Gourlay,
Further to your correspondence and renewed pursuit of Luka Modric, I am writing to tell you this player will be joining your club shortly.
Whilst I commend the work you have done in getting to the player with the use of an unnamed Iranian agent, I can only apologise for the club’s stance in trying to make the fans happy.
On 1st September 2011, Luka Modric will be a Chelsea player. I hope this is clear, although the club does require an improved offer, just to ensure we can fleece as much money for the overrated midfielder as possible.
Further to this, the club would like to make an enquiry about Fernando Torres. As a result of his clear dip in form and lack of goals, the club think it would be appropriate to offer £114million plus £2.6million in add-ons for International and Premier League honours.
We hope you are satisfied with this offer and look forward to hearing your positive response in the near future.
May I close this note with a piece of advice; Nigel Reo-Coker is currently a free agent and would be a very good replacement for most of our midfield. So sign him up before we do and end up placing a £20million price tag on his head.
I look forward to sharing a beverage with you and Roman on Tuesday 20th December.
Kind Regards,
Daniel Levy
Chairman,
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club Plc.
Originally Posted by: SEMerc