Good grief.

Thanks for making me LOL this morning, needed it after being up since five with the girls...

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Tevez to join W Ham on loan

Well he'll be joining a club back on the up and it could really igni- WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?! 

Sounds like a good career move playing for a club on the up.

More probaly tevez is staying at City and buying West Ham on the side using his pocket money.

Rumours on Twatter that AEG are set to buy Spurs. Wouldn't be a major surprise TBH.

Spurs' new going away kit.

Been talked about before

True at this point Spurs are looking good, whether it's a good move for Tottenham Hotspurs football team is debateable.

AEG own a lot of different sports teams, no real interest in the teams, merely in making money - Power.

Spurs would be a step up for them, a big name, but ..

Louis Saha to Spurs on loan? I'm off to top myself.

Any Norwich Fans on here know about Grant Holt? Looks as if he's on his way to Rangers

Yep, definitely a crazy move. Looks like Pav would be on his way out if Saha does join 

Not heard anything substantial yet, but I suppose Gers would be in for a striker should Jelavic leave (looking almost a dead cert that he will). Norwich won't want to lose him though.

Paul Lambert did state that no one was leaving the club (On SSN). But we all know that sometimes thats rubbish.

Chelsea continue to buy players that the Manager hasn't asked for as Kevin De Bruyne signs from Genk and immediately goes back there on loan. AVB has gone along with the 'club policy' apparently

I see Wnger has been a big mover in the market....................not, still we have all the injured players to come back at the end of April

Hopefully, you'll put in a late bid for Saha.

No Defoe, no Pavlychenko and no Lennon!  Surely they're not all being shipped out to make way for Saha??

You may laugh, but apparently there's the possibility of us also bringing in Ryan Nelson as a benchwarmer.

It's clear we have the ambition of a Chumpionship club.

I might end up being a bit more happy if we get Krascic.

P.S. Saha is in top form. He hasn't scored a PL goal for 964 minutes.

I gotta say, that is a really odd move from Arry?

Must me either Defoe or Pav are on the move, I'd take either to be frank with our scoring record.

Transfer window closing

Spurs seem to be selling not buying

Slightly better performance against Wigan but a poor second haldf generally.  Bale was excellent but as for Adebayore - statuesque just about sums him up!!

As for City, no Howard Webb, no points!!  

Well I'm amazed that Saha as been signed, but I guess he knows how to play english, Pavlyuchenko has left.

So he is by way of a supplemental player, on a free, as I understand. 

Bringing in Saha and (probably) Nelsen is part of the insanity defence 'Arry will be adopting at his trial.