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Dougie
03 June 2014 00:17:05

Thanks Darren


Ha'way the lads
ARTzeman
03 June 2014 07:23:26

Thanks Darren...  Feeling "On Top Of The World" today.....  






Some people walk in the rain.
Others just get wet.
I Just Blow my horn or trumpet
Saint Snow
03 June 2014 09:23:58

Rarely doesn't amaze me just how many posts I make in a month. Many is the time I'm under the impression I've made much fewer than usual, only to realise I actually haven't.



Martin
Home: St Helens (26m asl) Work: Manchester (75m asl)
A TWO addict since 14/12/01
"How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies the whole art of Conservative politics."
Aneurin Bevan
Sevendust
03 June 2014 15:10:07



Are people still prevented from joining TWO then? Who was the last person to join?

Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Why did this happen?

Originally Posted by: Matty H 



Dave, are you conversing with Quantum? Your Facebook page is a homage to your views of him usually........ Wink


We closed registrations for a while due to kitchen spammers.

Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


Maybe one day, someone will write something positive about me... lol.


Damit though, all the times you have called me a narcisist, this is just going to prove you right. What 'homage' :P


Originally Posted by: Quantum 


You have cult status Q


Thanks for the explanation Matt

Quantum
03 June 2014 17:25:20




Are people still prevented from joining TWO then? Who was the last person to join?

Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


Why did this happen?

Originally Posted by: Quantum 



Dave, are you conversing with Quantum? Your Facebook page is a homage to your views of him usually........ Wink


We closed registrations for a while due to kitchen spammers.

Originally Posted by: Matty H 


Maybe one day, someone will write something positive about me... lol.


Damit though, all the times you have called me a narcisist, this is just going to prove you right. What 'homage' :P


Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


You have cult status Q


Thanks for the explanation Matt


Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Yes, as 'infamous' :P


In the interest of self betterment, I would appreciate being told directly though occasionally :)


2023/2024 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):
29/11 (-6), 30/11 (-6), 02/12 (-5), 03/12 (-5), 04/12 (-3), 16/01 (-3), 18/01 (-8), 08/02 (-5)

Total: 8 days with snow/sleet falling.

2022/2023 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

18/12 (-1), 06/03 (-6), 08/03 (-8), 09/03 (-6), 10/03 (-8), 11/03 (-5), 14/03 (-6)

Total: 7 days with snow/sleet falling.

2021/2022 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

26/11 (-5), 27/11 (-7), 28/11 (-6), 02/12 (-6), 06/01 (-5), 07/01 (-6), 06/02 (-5), 19/02 (-5), 24/02 (-7), 30/03 (-7), 31/03 (-8), 01/04 (-8)
Total: 12 days with snow/sleet falling.
AIMSIR
03 June 2014 22:21:51


Thanks Darren...  Feeling "On Top Of The World" today.....  


Originally Posted by: ARTzeman 

Congrats.

ARTzeman
04 June 2014 08:14:42



Thanks Darren...  Feeling "On Top Of The World" today.....  


Originally Posted by: AIMSIR 

Congrats.


Originally Posted by: ARTzeman 


 


Cheers........ Will be awhile for the next Gold... Just enjoying the  Forums.....and the weather.....






Some people walk in the rain.
Others just get wet.
I Just Blow my horn or trumpet
llamedos
04 June 2014 13:20:39

Normal informative report - thanks Darren


"Life with the Lions"

TWO Moderator
Sevendust
04 June 2014 16:38:53





Are people still prevented from joining TWO then? Who was the last person to join?

Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Why did this happen?

Originally Posted by: Sevendust 



Dave, are you conversing with Quantum? Your Facebook page is a homage to your views of him usually........ Wink


We closed registrations for a while due to kitchen spammers.

Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Maybe one day, someone will write something positive about me... lol.


Damit though, all the times you have called me a narcisist, this is just going to prove you right. What 'homage' :P


Originally Posted by: Matty H 


You have cult status Q


Thanks for the explanation Matt


Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


Yes, as 'infamous' :P


In the interest of self betterment, I would appreciate being told directly though occasionally :)


Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Matty does that - No one can compete with him LOL

Quantum
04 June 2014 16:47:30






Are people still prevented from joining TWO then? Who was the last person to join?

Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


Why did this happen?

Originally Posted by: Quantum 



Dave, are you conversing with Quantum? Your Facebook page is a homage to your views of him usually........ Wink


We closed registrations for a while due to kitchen spammers.

Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


Maybe one day, someone will write something positive about me... lol.


Damit though, all the times you have called me a narcisist, this is just going to prove you right. What 'homage' :P


Originally Posted by: Quantum 


You have cult status Q


Thanks for the explanation Matt


Originally Posted by: Matty H 


Yes, as 'infamous' :P


In the interest of self betterment, I would appreciate being told directly though occasionally :)


Originally Posted by: Sevendust 


Matty does that - No one can compete with him LOL


Originally Posted by: Quantum 


I'm sure Matty does it out of enjoyment, it is strange to see my name pop up so much in a satirical context. Unfortunately, it also makes it very difficult to take seriously.  


2023/2024 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):
29/11 (-6), 30/11 (-6), 02/12 (-5), 03/12 (-5), 04/12 (-3), 16/01 (-3), 18/01 (-8), 08/02 (-5)

Total: 8 days with snow/sleet falling.

2022/2023 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

18/12 (-1), 06/03 (-6), 08/03 (-8), 09/03 (-6), 10/03 (-8), 11/03 (-5), 14/03 (-6)

Total: 7 days with snow/sleet falling.

2021/2022 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

26/11 (-5), 27/11 (-7), 28/11 (-6), 02/12 (-6), 06/01 (-5), 07/01 (-6), 06/02 (-5), 19/02 (-5), 24/02 (-7), 30/03 (-7), 31/03 (-8), 01/04 (-8)
Total: 12 days with snow/sleet falling.
Matty H
04 June 2014 16:47:38
Quantum - shut up.





😉



Darren - top job yet again. Many thanks 👍 👍
Quantum
04 June 2014 16:56:40

Quantum - shut up.





Wink



Darren - top job yet again. Many thanks ThumpUp ThumpUp

Originally Posted by: Matty H 


Matty, what do I have to do to 'bury the hatchet' as it were, or is it simply a case that you don't like me and would rather that I leave. I find it extremely difficult to distinguish between good humour and bad humour, I would prefer if it was just spelt out - either that or perhaps you could just ignore me completely. 


2023/2024 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):
29/11 (-6), 30/11 (-6), 02/12 (-5), 03/12 (-5), 04/12 (-3), 16/01 (-3), 18/01 (-8), 08/02 (-5)

Total: 8 days with snow/sleet falling.

2022/2023 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

18/12 (-1), 06/03 (-6), 08/03 (-8), 09/03 (-6), 10/03 (-8), 11/03 (-5), 14/03 (-6)

Total: 7 days with snow/sleet falling.

2021/2022 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

26/11 (-5), 27/11 (-7), 28/11 (-6), 02/12 (-6), 06/01 (-5), 07/01 (-6), 06/02 (-5), 19/02 (-5), 24/02 (-7), 30/03 (-7), 31/03 (-8), 01/04 (-8)
Total: 12 days with snow/sleet falling.
Matty H
04 June 2014 17:06:12
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Develop a sense of humour would be a start. 😉

Trust me, Q, I have far more important things in my life to be interested in than yourself. There is no hatchet, only in your mind, created by inability to either see smileys, understand humour, or probably both 😉
Essan
04 June 2014 17:13:14


Rarely doesn't amaze me just how many posts I make in a month. Many is the time I'm under the impression I've made much fewer than usual, only to realise I actually haven't.


Originally Posted by: Saint Snow 



Me too.

I blame the Ukrainians this month!


(thanks Darren )


Andy
Evesham, Worcs, Albion - 35m asl
Weather & Earth Science News 

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job - DNA
Quantum
04 June 2014 17:28:30

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Develop a sense of humour would be a start. Wink

Trust me, Q, I have far more important things in my life to be interested in than yourself. There is no hatchet, only in your mind, created by inability to either see smileys, understand humour, or probably both Wink

Originally Posted by: Matty H 


Its odd that you talk about me so much . I do understand humour, but I find the acceptability of it rather mistfying. So when you make jokes in the MO thread, at my expense, in a thread where jokes are apparantely frowned upon, I have no idea whether to take it seriously or not. 


2023/2024 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):
29/11 (-6), 30/11 (-6), 02/12 (-5), 03/12 (-5), 04/12 (-3), 16/01 (-3), 18/01 (-8), 08/02 (-5)

Total: 8 days with snow/sleet falling.

2022/2023 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

18/12 (-1), 06/03 (-6), 08/03 (-8), 09/03 (-6), 10/03 (-8), 11/03 (-5), 14/03 (-6)

Total: 7 days with snow/sleet falling.

2021/2022 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

26/11 (-5), 27/11 (-7), 28/11 (-6), 02/12 (-6), 06/01 (-5), 07/01 (-6), 06/02 (-5), 19/02 (-5), 24/02 (-7), 30/03 (-7), 31/03 (-8), 01/04 (-8)
Total: 12 days with snow/sleet falling.
Matty H
04 June 2014 18:26:51
Clearly.
Essan
04 June 2014 18:40:57


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Develop a sense of humour would be a start. Wink

Trust me, Q, I have far more important things in my life to be interested in than yourself. There is no hatchet, only in your mind, created by inability to either see smileys, understand humour, or probably both Wink

Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Its odd that you talk about me so much . I do understand humour, but I find the acceptability of it rather mistfying. So when you make jokes in the MO thread, at my expense, in a thread where jokes are apparantely frowned upon, I have no idea whether to take it seriously or not. 


Originally Posted by: Matty H 



Well no-one else takes anything Matty says seriously


Andy
Evesham, Worcs, Albion - 35m asl
Weather & Earth Science News 

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job - DNA
Solar Cycles
04 June 2014 19:09:29


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Develop a sense of humour would be a start. Wink

Trust me, Q, I have far more important things in my life to be interested in than yourself. There is no hatchet, only in your mind, created by inability to either see smileys, understand humour, or probably both Wink

Originally Posted by: Quantum 


Its odd that you talk about me so much . I do understand humour, but I find the acceptability of it rather mistfying. So when you make jokes in the MO thread, at my expense, in a thread where jokes are apparantely frowned upon, I have no idea whether to take it seriously or not. 


Originally Posted by: Matty H 

Sense of humour bypass alert!

Quantum
04 June 2014 19:32:16



WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Develop a sense of humour would be a start. Wink

Trust me, Q, I have far more important things in my life to be interested in than yourself. There is no hatchet, only in your mind, created by inability to either see smileys, understand humour, or probably both Wink

Originally Posted by: Solar Cycles 


Its odd that you talk about me so much . I do understand humour, but I find the acceptability of it rather mistfying. So when you make jokes in the MO thread, at my expense, in a thread where jokes are apparantely frowned upon, I have no idea whether to take it seriously or not. 


Originally Posted by: Quantum 

Sense of humour bypass alert!


Originally Posted by: Matty H 


You are just wishcasting SC....


2023/2024 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):
29/11 (-6), 30/11 (-6), 02/12 (-5), 03/12 (-5), 04/12 (-3), 16/01 (-3), 18/01 (-8), 08/02 (-5)

Total: 8 days with snow/sleet falling.

2022/2023 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

18/12 (-1), 06/03 (-6), 08/03 (-8), 09/03 (-6), 10/03 (-8), 11/03 (-5), 14/03 (-6)

Total: 7 days with snow/sleet falling.

2021/2022 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

26/11 (-5), 27/11 (-7), 28/11 (-6), 02/12 (-6), 06/01 (-5), 07/01 (-6), 06/02 (-5), 19/02 (-5), 24/02 (-7), 30/03 (-7), 31/03 (-8), 01/04 (-8)
Total: 12 days with snow/sleet falling.
Darren S
  • Darren S
  • Advanced Member Topic Starter
06 June 2014 21:44:19
People who are secretive about their real persona on Internet fora come across as more of a computerised entity than a real person, and simultaneously become something of an enigma and target of both fascination and intrigue. There have been many examples in the past.

If you want it to stop, submit your photo to the Rogues' Gallery. That is all. 
Darren
Crowthorne, Berks (87m asl)
South Berks Winter Snow Depth Totals:
2023/24 0 cm; 2022/23 7 cm; 2021/22 1 cm; 2020/21 13 cm; 2019/20 0 cm; 2018/19 14 cm; 2017/18 23 cm; 2016/17 0 cm; 2015/16 0.5 cm; 2014/15 3.5 cm; 2013/14 0 cm; 2012/13 22 cm; 2011/12 7 cm; 2010/11 6 cm; 2009/10 51 cm
Matty H
08 June 2014 22:41:48

People who are secretive about their real persona on Internet fora come across as more of a computerised entity than a real person, and simultaneously become something of an enigma and target of both fascination and intrigue. There have been many examples in the past.

If you want it to stop, submit your photo to the Rogues' Gallery. That is all. 

Originally Posted by: Darren S 



Indeed. Only took a goggle search a while back to find out his name, uni, all sorts. Being secretive makes people curious, and it's a doddle to find out anything nowadays.
Quantum
08 June 2014 23:24:30

People who are secretive about their real persona on Internet fora come across as more of a computerised entity than a real person, and simultaneously become something of an enigma and target of both fascination and intrigue. There have been many examples in the past.
If you want it to stop, submit your photo to the Rogues' Gallery. That is all. 

Originally Posted by: Matty H 



Indeed. Only took a goggle search a while back to find out his name, uni, all sorts. Being secretive makes people curious, and it's a doddle to find out anything nowadays.

Originally Posted by: Darren S 


Appologies for being presumptuous if this isn't about me.


If I was joining TWO now, then I would, it isn't a will or wish to be secretive. Its more of a case of maintaining a public profile that this account is unfortunately and unintentionally connected to (and yes I make no secret about that, because there is no point). Essentially I don't want loads of people trying to contact me on social media or by email, I like to compartmentalise everything. I have a set of public email addresses and private ones which I wish to keep separate, and sure when I started I wasn't as careful about it as I am now, nor did I expect to have so many public contacts. 


 


2023/2024 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):
29/11 (-6), 30/11 (-6), 02/12 (-5), 03/12 (-5), 04/12 (-3), 16/01 (-3), 18/01 (-8), 08/02 (-5)

Total: 8 days with snow/sleet falling.

2022/2023 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

18/12 (-1), 06/03 (-6), 08/03 (-8), 09/03 (-6), 10/03 (-8), 11/03 (-5), 14/03 (-6)

Total: 7 days with snow/sleet falling.

2021/2022 Snow days (approx 850hpa temp):

26/11 (-5), 27/11 (-7), 28/11 (-6), 02/12 (-6), 06/01 (-5), 07/01 (-6), 06/02 (-5), 19/02 (-5), 24/02 (-7), 30/03 (-7), 31/03 (-8), 01/04 (-8)
Total: 12 days with snow/sleet falling.
llamedos
30 June 2014 20:17:05

Someone told me it's the 30th June today..........where did that month go?


"Life with the Lions"

TWO Moderator
Darren S
  • Darren S
  • Advanced Member Topic Starter
01 July 2014 09:56:18


Someone told me it's the 30th June today..........where did that month go?


Originally Posted by: llamedos 


I wonder if that was a reminder? 


Don't worry, data was captured at midnight last night like normal. The congrats thread should follow this evening, and the posting league itself tomorrow evening if I don't get time tonight.


Darren
Crowthorne, Berks (87m asl)
South Berks Winter Snow Depth Totals:
2023/24 0 cm; 2022/23 7 cm; 2021/22 1 cm; 2020/21 13 cm; 2019/20 0 cm; 2018/19 14 cm; 2017/18 23 cm; 2016/17 0 cm; 2015/16 0.5 cm; 2014/15 3.5 cm; 2013/14 0 cm; 2012/13 22 cm; 2011/12 7 cm; 2010/11 6 cm; 2009/10 51 cm
Darren S
  • Darren S
  • Advanced Member Topic Starter
02 July 2014 23:01:20

Posting League


The posting league is calculated each month by comparing a snapshot of users and post totals with one from a month earlier. The total number of posts for each user includes posts from all forums going back to November 2001. All users are automatically included in the survey. A detailed analysis of the month's movers and shakers is also produced.

Did ARTzeman make it two months on the trot? Which member who hardly posted for years has reached his highest ever chart position? And who returned to the Top 100 for the first time since 2005? Find out here!


Rogues' Gallery


A collection of photos of TWO forum members, the more the merrier! Members are shown in descending post total order, again including all posts made since November 2001. Those who haven't posted for at least 6 months are removed. This is also updated once a month.Please submit your photos to me, by using the TWO Private Message system, or alternatively the "Contact Darren" link on my web site.

We have no new photos this month. Four members who hadn't posted for 6 months were removed, and two previously removed but have returned have been reinstated. We now have 89 photos.


Don't be shy - send in your photos!


Regional Analysis


This new section allows you to view how many posters are in each region of the UK as well as overseas, and how many posts they make. You can drill into a particular region to see posts per county, and then drill into the county to see all the members in that county that posted during 2013 or 2012. If they're not listed, they didn't post - everyone is there!

All Time Top 100


Every month, a list is compiled showing the Top 100 TWO members of all time, including those who were banned or have lapsed. Changes in overall position compared to the previous month are also shown, as are all those climbers in positions 101-300. Post totals include all those made since November 2001.

Posting League Records


Every month, various statistics are updated, such as biggest climb to number 1, most consecutive months in the Top 10, highest new entry, etc.

You can access the information using the link below: http://two.dazsmith.co.uk/


Darren
Crowthorne, Berks (87m asl)
South Berks Winter Snow Depth Totals:
2023/24 0 cm; 2022/23 7 cm; 2021/22 1 cm; 2020/21 13 cm; 2019/20 0 cm; 2018/19 14 cm; 2017/18 23 cm; 2016/17 0 cm; 2015/16 0.5 cm; 2014/15 3.5 cm; 2013/14 0 cm; 2012/13 22 cm; 2011/12 7 cm; 2010/11 6 cm; 2009/10 51 cm

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