Thanks Darren

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Thanks Darren...  Feeling "On Top Of The World" today.....  

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Rarely doesn't amaze me just how many posts I make in a month. Many is the time I'm under the impression I've made much fewer than usual, only to realise I actually haven't.

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You have cult status Q

Thanks for the explanation Matt

Yes, as 'infamous' :P

In the interest of self betterment, I would appreciate being told directly though occasionally :)

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Congrats.

 

Cheers........ Will be awhile for the next Gold... Just enjoying the  Forums.....and the weather.....

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Normal informative report - thanks Darren

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Matty does that - No one can compete with him LOL

I'm sure Matty does it out of enjoyment, it is strange to see my name pop up so much in a satirical context. Unfortunately, it also makes it very difficult to take seriously.  

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Quantum - shut up.





😉



Darren - top job yet again. Many thanks 👍 👍

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Matty, what do I have to do to 'bury the hatchet' as it were, or is it simply a case that you don't like me and would rather that I leave. I find it extremely difficult to distinguish between good humour and bad humour, I would prefer if it was just spelt out - either that or perhaps you could just ignore me completely. 

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!

Develop a sense of humour would be a start. 😉

Trust me, Q, I have far more important things in my life to be interested in than yourself. There is no hatchet, only in your mind, created by inability to either see smileys, understand humour, or probably both 😉

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Me too.

I blame the Ukrainians this month!


(thanks Darren )

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Its odd that you talk about me so much . I do understand humour, but I find the acceptability of it rather mistfying. So when you make jokes in the MO thread, at my expense, in a thread where jokes are apparantely frowned upon, I have no idea whether to take it seriously or not. 

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Clearly.

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Well no-one else takes anything Matty says seriously

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Sense of humour bypass alert!

You are just wishcasting SC....

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People who are secretive about their real persona on Internet fora come across as more of a computerised entity than a real person, and simultaneously become something of an enigma and target of both fascination and intrigue. There have been many examples in the past.

If you want it to stop, submit your photo to the Rogues' Gallery. That is all. 

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Indeed. Only took a goggle search a while back to find out his name, uni, all sorts. Being secretive makes people curious, and it's a doddle to find out anything nowadays.

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Appologies for being presumptuous if this isn't about me.

If I was joining TWO now, then I would, it isn't a will or wish to be secretive. Its more of a case of maintaining a public profile that this account is unfortunately and unintentionally connected to (and yes I make no secret about that, because there is no point). Essentially I don't want loads of people trying to contact me on social media or by email, I like to compartmentalise everything. I have a set of public email addresses and private ones which I wish to keep separate, and sure when I started I wasn't as careful about it as I am now, nor did I expect to have so many public contacts. 

 

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Someone told me it's the 30th June today..........where did that month go?

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I wonder if that was a reminder? 

Don't worry, data was captured at midnight last night like normal. The congrats thread should follow this evening, and the posting league itself tomorrow evening if I don't get time tonight.

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Posting League

The posting league is calculated each month by comparing a snapshot of users and post totals with one from a month earlier. The total number of posts for each user includes posts from all forums going back to November 2001. All users are automatically included in the survey. A detailed analysis of the month's movers and shakers is also produced.

Did ARTzeman make it two months on the trot? Which member who hardly posted for years has reached his highest ever chart position? And who returned to the Top 100 for the first time since 2005? Find out here!

Rogues' Gallery

A collection of photos of TWO forum members, the more the merrier! Members are shown in descending post total order, again including all posts made since November 2001. Those who haven't posted for at least 6 months are removed. This is also updated once a month.Please submit your photos to me, by using the TWO Private Message system, or alternatively the "Contact Darren" link on my web site.

We have no new photos this month. Four members who hadn't posted for 6 months were removed, and two previously removed but have returned have been reinstated. We now have 89 photos.

Don't be shy - send in your photos!

Regional Analysis

This new section allows you to view how many posters are in each region of the UK as well as overseas, and how many posts they make. You can drill into a particular region to see posts per county, and then drill into the county to see all the members in that county that posted during 2013 or 2012. If they're not listed, they didn't post - everyone is there!

All Time Top 100

Every month, a list is compiled showing the Top 100 TWO members of all time, including those who were banned or have lapsed. Changes in overall position compared to the previous month are also shown, as are all those climbers in positions 101-300. Post totals include all those made since November 2001.

Posting League Records

Every month, various statistics are updated, such as biggest climb to number 1, most consecutive months in the Top 10, highest new entry, etc.

You can access the information using the link below: http://two.dazsmith.co.uk/

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