It seems that way, now Man U get nothing for him lol

Do we think Chavski will land Pogba? Will they manage to sign someone to replace fast-fading, replica-kit Terry?

Will the arses nab the striker they need?

Could Sperms strengthen as they surely must.

We won't be signing anyone because Rodgers is under the mistaken belief we've got a squad good enough to compete.

Rumours circulating that a Frenchman was seen in Paris last night. 

Increasingly looks to me that the 'mistake' regarding DeGea has been at Real Madrid's end.

The cynic in me suggests Real have strung United (and DeGea) along in the expectation of getting DeGea for free next summer.

Perfect.

I wonder how many of those signed will actually play regular first team football?? I guess that some of them will be keeping the subs bench warm 

I read that Chavski currently have 28 players out on loan. 

Berahino heading for the 'Peter Odemwingie award for being the tit of the transfer window'. Sperms leaking that they're bidding £20m+, but being reported that they offered just £5m up front, with the rest being incremental, performance-based instalments. Then again, not sure why Berahino is so keen on a sideways move.

He's tweeted this too, after West Brom rejected another bid...

 "Sad how i cant say exactly how the club has treated me but i can officially say i will never play Jeremy Peace."

Brat 

Malcolm
Wakefield & Gothenburg, SWE

I think he's just as much a figurehead for the "Don't Give Social Media To Under 12s and Footballers" campaign. Idiotic tweet about never playing for West Brom whilst Peace is there to try and force the move through. 

Arsenal season ticket holders apparently demanding a refund. Can't say I blame them. With the transfer debacle and City almost home and dry in the Premier League I'm looking forward to the new cricket season already.

To be fair I think every deal that was attempted by Arsenal was knocked back as much to do with the intended target already playing for a well-established European team and doing well for them. The player doesn't want to move, therefore you get into silly money to get the deal through. The alternative is to be spending £36m on an untested teenager, and no club is that stupid. Oh, hang on...

Well I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't think it was stupid on his part, bearing in mind I complained about those three twats Berbatov, Modric and Man from Planet of Apes.

Or pay £32.5m for a great lump of a centre forward. The only positive thing I'll say about Benteke is that he's not as absolutely sh*t as Balotelli.

Meanwhile, we let Ilori go (Villa on loan, but with an option to buy. FFS!) without him ever playing a game for the first team, and keep the calamity brothers, Skrtel & Lovren.

Rodgers is f***ing clueless. Hopefully he'll be out before the end of the season with Klopp brought in (assuming Klopp likes a very big challenge!!)

Actually, the sack race may amuse me at times this season.

Can't understand Levy's stance on adebayor. He isn't going to get any fist team football, is hovering up a decent wage kicking his heels, Sperms are offered a modest fee that'd cover the payoff to the player, but refuse to sell.

Nuts.

Gobsmacked

Arsenal have copius amounts of money and spend 10,000,000 quid on a keeper.

Wenger and his crew are clueless and most probably blond

Klopp is coming to Arsenal

Well Adebyor will earn £5m in the final year of his contract. I can't imagine the Spammers meeting that.

Unfortunately for Spurs, a loan deal with both clubs paying Adebyor's wages for the final year, wasn't on the cards either, as the Spammers had already done the maximum two domestic loans this season.

I was thinking Villa, who've been frequently linked with him. Perhaps Levy just won't treat with Dim...

Liverpool with a net spend of £7m this window - the third lowest in the Premier League

I wonder who had the lowest

Not, apparently, your lot - who, according to the figures I saw, had a higher net spend than us (£8.2m to our £7m)

Southampton had the only negative net spend, whilst Stoke spent just £3m net.

Top are City (£113m), followed by Man U (£46m), then - unexpectedly - Newcastle (£43m)

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Looking at the figures, our has Ings as a free, which isn't correct. The fee is still to be decided, but will likely be c£10m