His forecast for Novemeber is very boring..........................and very average

the worst of it looks to staying out in the channel but it would appear I'll be mopping up the garage again tomorrow

http://expert-images.weatheronline.co.uk/daten/proficharts/en/nae/2013/10/12/basis12/ukuk/prty/13101312_1212.gif

Nice to know that other countries have the 'wrong sort of snow'. Dated 11/10/13

http://www.dw.de/unexpected-snowfall-brings-early-winter-chaos-to-bavaria/a-17152822

The latest Beeb forecast I have just seen shows heavier rain through the afternoon, you will get wet alright

H Willets 23:25

up to an inch of rain in places tomorrow.

Tomorrow looks awful IMBY

Weather for the week

Very unsettled for the week, the bonus for some is that the temps are liffting

The word is out - on the local radio this morning - 'a newspaper is predicting the worst winter for 100 years...' Someone should be archiving these predictions. Obviously I had a brief hope that it might be the Times, with news hot from the Met Office, but alas not, its the sodding Express, regurgitating Powell and Madden, the modern versions of the boy who cried wolf...

Tomorrow's headline in The Express:

'Reincarnated Princess Diana rescued from Historic Blizzard by Illegal Immigrants'

Most of what The Express publishes is complete bollocks of the worst kind and any sane person should dismiss it as such.

Wednesday:

Rain and strong winds will continue northeastwards across the UK during the day, reaching Scotland by evening. Brightening up in the south in the afternoon but remaining windy.

Outlook for Thursday to Saturday:

Staying unsettled, with scattered showers or longer spells of rain but some bright or sunny spells are possible at times. Cold in the north of the UK.

Issued at: 0400 on Tue 15 Oct 2013

Unsettled

Given that the Express is invariably wrong when it predicts weather armageddon, aren't even its most loyal readers just a tiny bit cynical when headlines such as those are printed in the autumn (as they invariably are by the Express)?

UK Outlook for Wednesday 23 Oct 2013 to Friday 1 Nov 2013:

Sunny spells and showers through Wednesday and Thursday, some heavy with thunder and merging into longer spells of rain at times. Rather windy with gales in places, especially in the south and west. Remaining very mild, both by day and night, and rather warm in the sunny spells, particularly in the south and east. Through the rest of next week, remaining unsettled and windy with showers or longer spells of rain, heavy at times. However, some brighter interludes, best across eastern and northeastern parts. Unsettled or changeable conditions are then likely to persist through to the start of November, but with temperatures likely to return to near normal values in most areas. Drier and brighter conditions may become more prevalent in the southeast by then.

UK Outlook for Saturday 2 Nov 2013 to Saturday 16 Nov 2013:

The unsettled or changeable conditions expected towards the end of October will probably carry over into the first week of November, with slightly above average rainfall amounts at first. Temperatures during this period are more likely than not to be close to or a little above average throughout, especially in the south, leading to a lower risk of frost here than can usually be expected at this time of year. There are some indications that from the second week of November northern parts are most likely to be affected by the changeable weather, whilst slightly more dry and settled conditions further south would bring an increased risk of overnight frost and fog, which may be slow to clear. Temperatures during this week will probably be close to the seasonal average.

Issued at: 1600 on Fri 18 Oct 2013

http://expressbingo.org.uk/

That will please Matty

This was only published yesterday....... http://www.redditchstandard.co.uk/2013/10/20/news-Gritters-ready-for-a-harsh-winter-87364.html 

Utter ollocks