Here we are at the weekend yet again enduring more evil sickening filth. Dire does not even begin to decribe how bad this spring is. It's just off the scale of horrors devoid of anything even remotely decent or acceptable.
Yet another weekend I can't even be bothered to get out of bed. The most demoralsing, unhealthy, soul destroying, zero quality of life hellhole on the planet 🤮
9C, damp, murky sunless. How can this utter crap be expected to be tolerated weekend after weekend? Can't even remember the last time I woke to sunshine on a weekend. Similarly can't recall the last time the May Holiday weekend, which often used to deliver fine weather, was anything other than a complete write-off. First weekend of November now produces better weather on average.
There were only 22 completely sunless spring weekend days between 2007 and 2018. Since 2019 there has been 24 with 12 so far in 2023 and 2024, the most revolting pair of springs within living memory. For May alone there were only eight sunless weekend days between 2007 and 2022. Last year had a breathtakingly awful four and today looks like being another one to get 2024 off to the worst possible start 🤬
This year is just so bad that it's pretty much beyond salvation already. What could we get that could possible make up for this garbage on top of all the rest of the near unremitting poison endured in recent years? All it does is keep getting worse and worse.
The best season of the year now reduced to the worst. I'm struggling to recall any season as bad as this. It's just one kick in the teeth after another. I keep thinking I must wake up and find the past 20 months have been a dream but even the worst nightmares aren't this scary. A staggeringly horrific run of miserable wet, weekend curse laden horror that just won't relent.
To make matters worse today it's going to be 23C and sunny in Stockholm whereas when I go there I have more nuclear winter conditions to look forward to 🤢 Forecast to be in single digits on Wednesday with cloud and drizzle and barely any better for the whole of the week I am there with not a single day looking to reach average and hardly any sun despite the daily average being 9 hours. Yet again I ask myself what I've done to deserve this relentless crap. No escaping from the Faeroe Islands dross 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Aberdeen: The only place that misses out on everything
2023 - The Year that's Constantly Worse than a Bad November
2024 - 2023 without the Good Bits