Can't get a single decent month in this grotesque year. Just relentless garbage.
This vile easterly grotfest September is up there with the very worst and I'm so glad I spent the first third in Turkey as it looked like the worst ever start to September. Absolutely hideous. At least 1995 was interesting, an adjective that could defintely not be applied to this tedious atrocity.
The last week has once again been the work of Satan. 47 hours of sun from Monday to Thursday then the permacast filth arrives on cue for the Holiday Weekend. No sun on Friday, 18 minutes yesterday, nothing at all today with yet another repugnant sheet of crap in place and just 10 degrees which it's been stuck on since yesterday evening.
Utterly dire temperatures with horrible cold days and disgusting mild nights. The worst possible combination. There has been very few cold nights or warm days this month but plenty of cold days and mild nights. Disgusting but typical 21st Century weather hell. It was the same in 2001, 2010, 2017. Yet in the 20th Century cool, cloudy Septembers, like 1992 and 1993, still had cold nights. Something that doesn't seem possible now which just goes to show how much worse poor weather has become with an endless grey blanket that never breaks.Â
The worst aspect of the past two years hasn't been the ludicrous excess of rainfall unparalleled within living memory but the persistence of the abhorrent and irrational Weekend Curse. Of the 22 months since November 2022 only five have had better weekend weather than weekday which is beyond credulity and this month is on course to be the worst of all.
Weekends this month currently averaging a beyond dismal 2.33 hours, which is easily the lowest I've recorded for September in 18 years, and it will be dragged down further once todays crapfest is added to the mix. Yet weekdays averaging an impressive 6.62 hours giving a Weekend Curse score of just 35% which would beat the disgraceful 38% recorded in April 2023.
Putrid, ludicrous and detestable. No wonder people are saying the weather feels engineered. Seems like the results of a cloud seeding experiment gone wrong. Utterly horrific.
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