I would, whatever her politics. I think she is quite cute.

over the past 15 mins, the odds seem to be coming together when all bookies are viewed on oddschecker. 

Err why? I don't think any poll, exit or otherwise has a grasp on this election.

I can tell you for nothing that if someone asked me how I voted on leaving the polling station, I would lie on purpose.

I basically said this in the other thread, given tactical voting will be very important.

I'm going to disregard what is said at 10PM, unless they are very, very sure.

the fishwife will certainly vorte down the queens speech. Then it gets interesting, assuming we get that far. Odds on a loose con/lab governing together to overcome the SNP tail wagging the Westminster dog?

Just impressions Beast, you cannot really have formed a genuine impression on the doorsteps tonight, it is too frenetic and people fib a lot when asked.

Being in Copenhagen at the moment, I am serenely distant from it all and can watch in splendid isolation.

P.S. Russell Brand shagged Katie Hopkins.

I suppose it's entirely appropriate that the programme preceding the election coverage on the Beeb is about sharks.

Too many assumptions there. If Con+LD+DUP = Commons majority. then the Scottish fishes cannot vote down the Queen's Speech.

Gut feel, or do you know something? 

And most importantly, the votes haven't even been counted yet!

polar bears?

Looks like Miliband may have had a good fisting today!

Bloody hell. If that's true the Limp Dumbs have been hammered.

No polar bears - Sky News gives Tories over 300 seats

Wow the exit poll is a shock

A catastrophe for Labour and LibDems if true.

Quite.

Massive shock. 

Only another poll and why should it be more accurate than any others?

On the other hand

Have the British people chosen stability over chaos!

Quite extraordinary. What an exciting night this is going to be.

I am in a genuine state of shock at how bad the Limp Dumbs have reportedly done. I had them down for about 30 seats. Most of the polls had them in the 20's.

Why are the BBC saying it takes 326 seats to form a majority?

Yes, it is true on paper but in reality, the Speaker is one MP

So that's 325 so then any Sinn Fein MPs that are returned then it will be even less.

wow wow wow!!

Exit poll puts tories on 326,lib dems 10 labour 239 snp 58 ukip 2

Only hope it is as accurate as 2010 and the British people can breath a huge sigh of relief

Fingers crossed!

Blimey, thats quite an unexpected exit poll