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Ulric
28 March 2020 18:07:18
UK will do well to keep deaths under 20,000 - health official

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/52075063 

To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection. - Henri Poincaré
Heavy Weather 2013
28 March 2020 18:09:42
NHS England - At least 13 of today’s deaths were healthy adults. No underlying conditions. This should be a massive wake up call to people.
Mark
Beckton, E London
Less than 500m from the end of London City Airport runway.
Saint Snow
28 March 2020 18:13:28


People can enter Wuhan, but they still cannot leave.


Originally Posted by: xioni2 


 


Hotel Wuhanfornia



Martin
Home: St Helens (26m asl) Work: Manchester (75m asl)
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"How can wealth persuade poverty to use its political freedom to keep wealth in power? Here lies the whole art of Conservative politics."
Aneurin Bevan
llamedos
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28 March 2020 18:15:34

We have just been sent this and nearly pissed ourselves laughing. A masterpiece.

Has it been flagged on TWO? If not here's the link. Enjoy.

Coronavirus Rhapsody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr_tEdQvFcc


Roger

Originally Posted by: Roger Parsons 

Normally I would move content like this to another part of the site, but I think on this occasion it should stay here.


Brilliant  


"Life with the Lions"

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The Beast from the East
28 March 2020 18:16:05


 


Because some people just want to get back to necking pints in their local...


Originally Posted by: John p 



THe Wetherspoon real ale festival was due to start this week. Our pub has 30 barrels sitting in the cellar. It will all be poured down the drain unless Boris ends this lockdown by mid April. It cant be kept for long


I have offered to dispose of the barrels myself, but the manager says that would breach regulations


 


"We have some alternative facts for you"
Kelly-Ann Conway - special adviser to the President
llamedos
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28 March 2020 18:17:23


 


 


Hotel Wuhanfornia


Originally Posted by: Saint Snow 

Only you could 


"Life with the Lions"

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westv
28 March 2020 18:19:15

NHS England - At least 13 of today’s deaths were healthy adults. No underlying conditions. This should be a massive wake up call to people.

Originally Posted by: Heavy Weather 2013 


I don't think anybody thinks it can't badly affect healthy adults at all.


At least it will be mild!
Bugglesgate
28 March 2020 18:20:49


 



THe Wetherspoon real ale festival was due to start this week. Our pub has 30 barrels sitting in the cellar. It will all be poured down the drain unless Boris ends this lockdown by mid April. It cant be kept for long


I have offered to dispose of the barrels myself, but the manager says that would breach regulations


 


Originally Posted by: The Beast from the East 


 


Oh, so you have been round there then !


I suppose barrels  of beer  aren't something you can donate to the NHS.


Chris (It,its)
Between Newbury and Basingstoke
"When they are giving you their all, some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy banging your heart against some mad buggers wall"
The Beast from the East
28 March 2020 18:21:01


 


I've been thinking about this and older generations were asked to go to war, to kill and to be killed. All we are asked in order to save lives is to stay home at a time when technology makes it so easy.


 


Originally Posted by: xioni2 


Millions are killed in war. THis thing is only going to kill max 20,000 


But how many more will die as a result of economic disaster, mass unemployment, poverty related illnesses, alcohol, drug abuse. over eating, domestic abuse and suicide?


 


"We have some alternative facts for you"
Kelly-Ann Conway - special adviser to the President
Bugglesgate
28 March 2020 18:21:57


 


Millions are killed in war. THis thing is only going to kill max 20,000 


But how many more will die as a result of economic disaster, mass unemployment, poverty related illnesses, alcohol, drug abuse. over eating, domestic abuse and suicide?


 


Originally Posted by: The Beast from the East 


 


You know this  ?   How ?


Chris (It,its)
Between Newbury and Basingstoke
"When they are giving you their all, some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy banging your heart against some mad buggers wall"
xioni2
28 March 2020 18:23:55


 Millions are killed in war. THis thing is only going to kill max 20,000 


But how many more will die as a result of economic disaster, mass unemployment, poverty related illnesses, alcohol, drug abuse. over eating, domestic abuse and suicide?


 

Originally Posted by: The Beast from the East 


You should understand that if left unchecked, then millions would die from this thing too.

llamedos
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28 March 2020 18:24:31


 


I don't think anybody thinks it can't badly affect healthy adults at all.


Originally Posted by: westv 

Indeed. That's never been suggested... certain groups are at higher risk that's all 


"Life with the Lions"

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RobN
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28 March 2020 18:24:49


 



THe Wetherspoon real ale festival was due to start this week. Our pub has 30 barrels sitting in the cellar. It will all be poured down the drain unless Boris ends this lockdown by mid April. It cant be kept for long


I have offered to dispose of the barrels myself, but the manager says that would breach regulations


 


Originally Posted by: The Beast from the East 


I guess you might get a posthumous entry in the Guinness Book of Records  but I doubt you would be as famous a recipient of that dubious honour as Whitney Houston.


Rob
In the flatlands of South Cambridgeshire 15m ASL.
The Beast from the East
28 March 2020 18:24:55


 


 


Oh, so you have been round there then !


I suppose barrels  of beer  aren't something you can donate to the NHS.


Originally Posted by: Bugglesgate 


I am guessing the manager will decant some of the better beers into containers for his own personal use. They take the past sell by date food home, even though they are supposed to chuck it. Who is going to check?


 


"We have some alternative facts for you"
Kelly-Ann Conway - special adviser to the President
bowser
28 March 2020 18:28:34


 


 


You know this  ?   How ?


Originally Posted by: Bugglesgate 


global count is already at 30K

The Beast from the East
28 March 2020 18:28:39


 


You should understand that if left unchecked, then millions would die from this thing too.


Originally Posted by: xioni2 


Globally?


Herd immunity will be reached before a vaccine is made anyway, I think that's where the max 20,000 number comes from?


"We have some alternative facts for you"
Kelly-Ann Conway - special adviser to the President
springsunshine
28 March 2020 18:30:20


 


Millions are killed in war. THis thing is only going to kill max 20,000 


But how many more will die as a result of economic disaster, mass unemployment, poverty related illnesses, alcohol, drug abuse. over eating, domestic abuse and suicide?


 


Originally Posted by: The Beast from the East 


You make some valid points and I too agree that if this lockdown goes on too long it will create a lot of other problems stretching things even further. Hopefully the peak will occur during the next 2 weeks and as soon as we are past it SOME of the restrictions could be relaxed to see how it goes. Eg those where social distancing is easy such as outdoor activities.

Roger Parsons
28 March 2020 18:31:57


Normally I would move content like this to another part of the site, but I think on this occasion it should stay here.


Brilliant  


Originally Posted by: llamedos 


Thanks, llamedos. It's undeniably on topic - and draws attention to a lot of issues - but mainly it makes me laugh a lot. We need that. R.



RogerP
West Lindsey district of Lincolnshire
Everything taken together, here in Lincolnshire are more good things than man could have had the conscience to ask.
William Cobbett, in his Rural Rides - c.1830
Gavin D
28 March 2020 18:32:59

France



  • 4,611 new cases

  • 319 new deaths

  • New cases have increased by 802

  • New deaths have increased by 20

westv
28 March 2020 18:33:05
I do wonder what will be decided once the current 3 week period comes to an end.
At least it will be mild!
picturesareme
28 March 2020 18:34:40

NHS England - At least 13 of today’s deaths were healthy adults. No underlying conditions. This should be a massive wake up call to people.

Originally Posted by: Heavy Weather 2013 


However those 13 were aged 63 and over.. just saying.

Gavin D
28 March 2020 18:35:20
13 patients who were announced in todays deaths update as not having underlying health issues were between 63 and 99 years old
Gavin D
28 March 2020 18:37:57

Gooner
28 March 2020 18:38:34

I do wonder what will be decided once the current 3 week period comes to an end.

Originally Posted by: westv 


Yes I have thought that , wonder if it will be extended ?


Remember anything after T120 is really Just For Fun



Marcus
Banbury
North Oxfordshire
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SJV
28 March 2020 18:40:47


 


You make some valid points and I too agree that if this lockdown goes on too long it will create a lot of other problems stretching things even further. Hopefully the peak will occur during the next 2 weeks and as soon as we are past it SOME of the restrictions could be relaxed to see how it goes. Eg those where social distancing is easy such as outdoor activities.


Originally Posted by: springsunshine 


The lockdown will go on for as long as it needs to. There is no solution to this that isn't messy in some form or another.


We're past the 30k mark now for global deaths from Covid-19, so not sure where Beast was getting 20k from. I can only assume he's referring to modelled UK deaths from this virus once it has swept through.

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